Somewhere A Duck Quacked
Here's a totally unauthorized reprint of Peter De Vries's story "The Irony Of It All", a satire of pulp writing, and Randall Garrett's "Look Out! Duck!", a science-fiction satire of De Vries's story, now with 50% more jokes as a result of being able to read the De Vries story first. Eventually I'll gussy this up with mutual hyperlinks connecting the two Dumbrowskis and the two Constanzas, but not today.