2009-05-24

Two Kinds

There's two kinds of people in the world: those who divide the world into two kinds of people, and those who don't.

There's three kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.

There's 10 kinds of people on the world, those who can do binary and those who can't.

There's 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand trinary, those who don't understand trinary, and those who mistake it for binary.

And, of course, there's two kinds of people in the world, those who can tell a joke, and those who can't.

Or perhaps there are really three kinds, those who can tell a joke, those who can't, and those who can but run it into the ground.

But Little Anthony and the Imperials said it best.

3 comments:

Joseph Zitt said...

Two kinds of people in the world: people who divide the world into two groups, people who don't, and Zen masters.

wapiez said...

"There's 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand trinary, those who don't understand trinary, and those who mistake it for binary."

But of the categories cited, the latter are both the same, so really there are only 10 kinds.

rsherman315 said...

There's II kinds of people, Those who understand roman numerals and those who don't.