Here's a totally unauthorized reprint of
Peter De Vries's story
"The Irony Of It All", a satire of pulp writing, and
Randall Garrett's "Look Out! Duck!", a science-fiction satire of De Vries's story, now with 50% more jokes as a result of being able to read the De Vries story first.
Eventually I'll gussy this up with mutual hyperlinks connecting the two Dumbrowskis and the two Constanzas, but not today.